The End of the World

29 days to the end of the world

21 November 2012, 23:46   http://www.jar2.com/Topics/Miscellaneous.html

The Mayan Calendar ends on December 21, 2012 and with a galactic alignment and cataclysmic events we will see a new era in human consciousness and our planet will be changed as we join and become one with the universe and those who designed and created us. These are just some of the things that are supposed to occur on December 21, 2012 at 11:11:11 GMT. Is there any basis for any of these claims? Read on to find out more, and stock up on supplies, the end is near.

In less than a month we are coming up on a date that has many in the world worried December 21, 2012. A date that many people believe will either be the end of the world, the Apocalypse, the day of the Earth’s total destruction or the beginning of a rebirth, a sort of transformation, or even that we will all be transported to something like heaven and the all of us will live in paradise.

For the most part the majority see the date as being the latter, a sort of re-birth or a move to another level, rather than the end of the world. Regardless there is very wide speculation that cataclysmic and apocalyptic events are soon to take place.

With less than a month to go can one really give credence to such speculation, or should we all be laughing at these prophecies? On December 22 that should all be clear.

The main proponents of the date December 21, 2012 as being the end of times or a rebirth are those who cite the end of the Mayan calendar, which is not really an end, but rather when, according to Mayanist scholars the calendar is simply reset to begin the next cycle called the 14th baktun, marked by the end date of the 13th baktun or 13.0.0.0.0. These proponents also try to tie several celestial alignments including the alignment of the Sun, the Earth and the center of the Milky Way.

Some Mayanists believe that the ancient Mayans unlocked the code of the universe which is something akin to computer binary code and which was used to “program” the universe and even our own DNA. Their use of a system of 1s and 0s was remarkably accurate in formulating their calendar and cosmic maps. Even predicting Galactic Alignment, an event which takes place only once every 26,000 years, then the Winter Solstice occurs and the Sun is going to be at the intersect point of Ecliptic of the Milky Way Galaxy and its Equator.

The I Ching also predicts the date December 21, 2012 as being when everything afterwards will be new. It is important to note that the I Ching also used a binary code which was the equivalent of 0s and 1s. The I Ching known as the Book of Changes or Zhouyi, is one of the oldest texts known to man and contains a system for divination not unlike geomancy or the Ifa system. Its is believed to have originated sometime in the 3rd to the 2nd millennium BC. It believed the I Ching was a calendar.

Christianity, with its many interpretations and speculation is also full of references to end times happening during our times although theologians can not agree on the exact timing of any single date or event. Many of those who believe in the Torah code, a code used to decrypt secret messages in the bible, also point to the date in question as being the end of the world.

Eschatologists who use the bible to predict the end and many Christians point to many other signs and what they see as warnings, many occurring in the Book of Revelations written by the apostle John. Briefly they say that the Antichrist will appear and sign a peace pact with Israel for seven years, a period they call the Tribulation. This period will herald the appearance of the four horsemen of the apocalypse and the seventh seal after which the Antichrist will attempt to destroy Jerusalem leading to the Battle of Armageddon when Jesus Christ will return and destroy the Antichrist. Some say this is all happening today. Has there been the breaking of a 7 year pact with Israel? That and the final assault on Jerusalem will have to take place within the next couple of weeks if we are to believe the biblical versions.

Then we have those who follow Terrance McKenna and his Timewave Zero theory and his numerological formula that he claimed calculates correlations between time events during history. He calculated the end of the world to be shortly before December 21st, 2012 but then decided the Mayans must have been more accurate.

Events that are supposed to happen on that date include a black hole swallowing up the Earth, a collision with a planet called the Nibiru Cataclysm, our four dimensional souls becoming aware of their three dimensional existence and joining together with the great cosmic mind, the magnetic poles shifting causing the planet to be torn apart, planets aligning, a beam of light charging the sun from the center of the galaxy causing flares will which engulf the earth, a 5th element being invented in a particle collider which swallows the Earth, man inventing time travel and other cataclysms.

All of these things have no real basis in science and should not be worried about or taken too seriously. My advice for December 21, 2012 11:11 GMT: if you must, take the day off, you never know someone who decides to end it all might take you with them (just kidding), read a book, call your family and friends, make plans for the 22nd of December, check out Anonymous and their Tyler release, watch a film or have a good meal. Who knows? It may be your last!

UPDATE: 13 days, 20 hours to the end of the world

7 December 2012, 18:22    http://www.jar2.com/Topics/Miscellaneous.html

The Mayan Calendar will not end on December 21, 2012 at 11:11GMT, the calendar is simply to be reset to begin the next cycle called the 14th baktun, marked by the end date of the 13th baktun or 13.0.0.0.0. All over the world people are predicting cataclysmic events yet there is almost no scientific evidence pointing to anything extraordinary that is supposed to occur. However, just in case we are keeping an “eye on the world” for you. Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard is the latest to predict horrors, read on to find out what.

Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard, known for unapologetically making statements not entirely in keeping with the truth (e.g. Julian Assange’s activities), has come out and stated what many the world over are afraid to say. Yes, according to Gillard the world will in fact end on December 21, 2012.

In a video address to the citizens of Australia which has gone viral on the internet  Gillard warns that the end is near and that it may come from unexpected sources:

Gillard: My dear remaining fellow Australians, the end of the world is coming. It wasn’t Y2K, it wasn’t even the carbon price. It turns out that they Mayan calendar was true. While Australia’s best and brightest at the SCIRO have not been able to confirm this, I am confident in Triple J’s prediction that the world is about to end. Whether the final blow comes from flesh eating zombies, demonic hell beasts or from the total triumph of K-pop, if there is one thing that you know about me it’s this: I will always fight for you till the very end. And at least this mean I will not have to do Q and A again. Good luck to you all.

I wonder what Julian Assnage would say to her claims that she will fight for all Australians to the end, but that is another story.

Gillard is not alone, even respected meteorologists, such as Cleveland Ohio’s channel 5 Chief Meteorologist Mark Johnson, are predicting the end is almost here, his weather forecast for the days after the 21st of December are alarming. On Saturday December 22nd, Mr. Johnson says the temperature will be 150 degrees, on Sunday December 23rd 420 degrees and on Monday 512 degrees, and this is in Fahrenheit. According to Mr. Johnson Tuesday will see the beginning of a cooling trend with cooler temperatures of around minus 52 and on Wednesday down to minus 90.

Meanwhile police in Shanghai have been warning residents the world will not end, obviously in an attempt to keep the masses in check so they will all die peacefully and not cause too much work for the police who will be busymaking their own preparations.

The Communist Chinese conspiracy to lull the masses into obedience is also being promoted and assisted by the USspace agency NASA at the direction of the Illuminati and New World Order, who know the world will end and want us all to die so they can be rid of us because the world does not have the resources to continue supporting 9 billion humans.

Meanwhile the US is surrounding Syria with warships and mobilizing troops to invade the country and then Iran, which will kick off World War III and the Holy War of Armageddon and the battle for Jerusalem and Israel as is prophesized in the Bible, a book the US has been using as a basis for its foreign policy.

We are still waiting for Satan to reveal himself, one of the key signs of the Apocalypse. Rumor has it that it may be a former US vice president or secretary of state, but so far there are no concrete reports.

In West Hollywood California, another serious location we must watch, end of the world parties are being planned, sponsored by the local government (also privy to secret Illuminati knowledge), encouraging people to meet California’s slide into the Pacific Ocean with drink and song, while they secretly escape in their rescue pods.

Seriously though, one more time I would like to repeat: the Mayan Calendar is not ending! December 21, 2012 is only the end of the 13th Baktun and the beginning of the 14th . See you on the 22nd.

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Update: End of the world cancelled by Putin with 15 hours left

20 December 2012, 23:45   http://www.jar2.com/Topics/Miscellaneous.html

Warning: There will be no end of the world on 12-21-2012 at 11:11 GMT. Please stay calm and proceed with your lives as usual. After intense negotiations and a secret call to the Supreme Being the President of the Russian Feeration Vladimir Putin has made arrangements to move the date by 4.5 million years. Although the President did not say exactly when the end will occur we are asking you to please make no plans for the year 4,502,012 A.D. We will inform you of the exact date when it is made available.

This message goes out to the citizens of the world, since I work for the “world” service and the end of the world would mean the end of my job and the jobs of all of us engaged in internationally related spheres of employment, management, the government and President Putin have decided to cancel the end of the world until a later date, perhaps in another 4.5 billion years or so.

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China has been conducting mass-arrests because they know the end of the world will not be taking place and to ensure the safety and the well-being of their citizens. So far over 500 people have been arrested. According to the Xinhua News Agency the 500 all belong to a cult called the Church of God the Almighty with at least 400 arrests being made in the north-western part of the country, in the Qinghai Province.

The internet is full of speculation which department of the Chinese Government carried out the arrests with rumors spreading that it may have been a super secret department named department X, which is in charge of interplanetary security and is in contact with extraterrestrial civilizations.

There are reports on the internet that the agency responsible for the crackdown is the notorious department 610 which allegedly controls dissident and sect like “spiritual” groups who undermine the state and the security of the Chinese people.

The Church of God the Almighty believe that God is a woman and that only she can save the world from the coming of the Red Dragon, which will obliterate mankind. They have been spreading panic and rumor which has caused much pain and suffering among the Chinese population, hence the need to arrest them.

Meanwhile President Putin made the decision to use the super-top-secret-direct-dial-phone to God for the second time. While the administration will not say whether God is in fact a woman, a man, or a little green alien, President Putin did say that the end of the world has been cancelled and after intense negotiations with God the decision was made that it will occur "… In 4 or 5 billion years.” The president stated that the end of the world will occur when the sun runs out of nuclear fuel which is not controlled by the Saudis, “The 'sun is a reactor', so to speak, it is going to exhaust its fuel and life is going to end.” The president was brave in his view of the event saying: “So if you look at it from this point of view… I’m not frightened by that."

So people of the world relax, set your countdown timers to 4.5 billion years from now. I am attempting to get the exact moment of destruction but government sources are not giving many details about the call and Putin’s arrangements with the All Mighty Being, or commission, as the case may be.

In America the media has internalized the end of the world and made it a case of the end of their American Dollar, which should be a relief for Americans. The world will not end but the American economy will and their dollars will soon be worthless but the government will start printing more dollars and provide them to populace for free so that they may use them as fodder to light fires to warm their foreclosed upon homes when the entire power grid collapses do to lack of funds.

According to the site WND Faith the end of the world will not happen but their meteorologists predict temperatures on Friday to be in the low to mid 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit. The sites attempts to ease the fears of the public by restating NASAs conclusion that the end of the world will not occur. US President Obama has not been able to get a hold of God as the White House hotline phone was disconnected under President Bush and the US has not been able to clear the backlog of negative Karma and spiritual depravity in order to get the phone turned back on. There were secret reports that even the White House line of Karma credits was blocked by God’s Earth Commission.

There are reports that Obama attempted to get Netanyahu’s secret number but when CIA agent’s obtained it from the Mossad it was also blocked due to arguments over Christ. There are rumors that Iran’s line was active but they refused to allow Obama access.

So dear reader, relax, have a cocktail and plan to be at work tomorrow. On time! There will be no end of the world in 15 and a half hours.

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